May 2012

May 24 - Dropped money nets Ohio man ticket for littering
May 24 - Unabomber can't make Harvard reunion, sends update
May 23 - Alligator found in backyard
May 23 - Drunk man alive after run over by 26 railcars
May 23 - Maid accused of putting period blood in boss's coffee
May 23 - No money for penis amputee
May 22 - Tot goes for spin after dad puts him in washing machine
May 22 - Reagan's blood to be auctioned off?
May 22 - Ducklings saved from sewer
May 21 - Fired for being 'too hot,' woman claims
May 21 - Four tons of pot found floating off California coast
May 21 - Patient charged with stealing ambulance
May 19 - Man sporting 'tighty whities' robs coffee shop
May 18 - Adorable puppy falls from the sky
May 18 - Bride claims PTSD after company moved her wedding
May 17 - Dino skeleton on the auction block
May 17 - Iran threatens to sue Google over dropping Persian Gulf
May 17 - Arby's gives teen the finger
May 17 - Lost phone with irreplaceable messages returned
May 17 - Woman arrested for alleged drunken sex in cab
May 16 - Paris exotic dancers strike
May 16 - Sniffer dog nabs heroin hidden in butt
May 16 - Man who killed penis-biting fiance guilty of manslaughter
May 16 - Canadian says she slept with disgraced U.S. agent: Report
May 15 - Bees take over car at Ont. dealership
May 15 - Bayonet, sword seized during drug raid
May 15 - Diamond still inside man who swallowed it: Cops
May 14 - Man told lawn ornaments too distracting for drivers
May 14 - Husband chopped up wife's shoes: Cops
May 14 - Man throws bricks at police, gets stuck in chimney: Cops
May 12 - Blind gunman can keep guns: Judge
May 11 - Tanned mom action figure created by company
May 11 - Mounties nab man who left cellphone in off-duty cop's car
May 11 - School forfeits rather than play against girl
May 10 - Pants-pulling suspect linked to more attacks
May 10 - More military explosives found in Ont. bunker
May 10 - Two pythons missing after snake heist
May 10 - Original Picasso found in Ohio thrift store
May 10 - Prince Charles turns weatherman for Scotland
May 9 - 'Hot Dog Hooker' won't go down without a fight
May 9 - Cops arrest mom for diaper humiliation of daughter
May 8 - Mom gives birth in Tim Hortons washroom
May 8 - Boy arrested after mom tells cops he stole from sister
May 8 - Suspected barfly bandit nabbed
May 7 - Suspect caught with his pants down: Cops
May 7 - Woman busted after calling 911 to say hi
May 6 - Tsunami Harley to be repaired, returned
May 5 - Couple aims to eat at burger chain's restaurants in 10 states
May 4 - C-string dubbed world’s smallest thong
May 4 - Supermoon visible Saturday night
May 4 - Teacher charged after dry ice dare: Cops
May 3 - Ont. bar fined for steamy ladies' night
May 3 - Missing: 5 pythons after break-in
May 3 - Alleged tractor thief leads police on hour-long chase
May 2 - Teen charged with Lamborghini theft, attempted murder
May 2 - No pledging to frats, sororities for Princeton freshmen
May 1 - No moats allowed in Manitoba
May 1 - One in seven thinks end of world coming: poll
May 1 - Neighbour attacked with chainsaw

April 2012

Apr 30 - 'EcoDogs' enlisted against pythons
Apr 30 - Man sues BMW for 2-year erection
Apr 29 - Bear spray used at strip club
Apr 28 - Myth busted on real-life 'Barbie'?
Apr 28 - Elephant, lion, tiger on Quebec highway
Apr 27 - Mexican woman expecting nine babies a hoax
Apr 27 - Mom finds video of son on nude children YouTube list
Apr 27 - Real-life Barbie creates Internet sensation
Apr 27 - Man jailed for smuggling iguana meat
Apr 26 - Girls Gone Wild founder demands apology from senator
Apr 26 - Egyptian women fight proposed 'farewell sex' laws
Apr 26 - Killing comments a joke, but expulsion infringed on rights: ACLU
Apr 26 - Two heart attacks in two years at Heart Attack Grill
Apr 26 - Miss World Fiji not native enough?
Apr 26 - Infant bride wins annulment
Apr 25 - Police arrest 6-year-old in Indiana
Apr 25 - Woman on sunlight diet dies
Apr 25 - Doc finds G-spot in cadaver
Apr 25 - Free hotel stay for Don Drapers
Apr 24 - Boyfriend fakes his own abduction to hide cheating
Apr 24 - Cop's flirty texts trapped me: Dealer
Apr 24 - Insane wife murderer can have her life insurance, judge rules
Apr 24 - Great Lakes supply Queen with lampreys
Apr 24 - Berlin artists lead lamb to guillotine in stunt
Apr 24 - Drunk driver crashes car, blacks out neighbourhood
Apr 24 - Suspect stuck in chimney
Apr 24 - Man stops policeman, confesses to 1987 murder
Apr 24 - Mom fired after donating kidney for boss, lawsuit alleges
Apr 24 - Girl swallowed by sidewalk
Apr 23 - Soccer ball swept up by Japanese tsunami found in Alaska
Apr 23 - Indian women should pee for free: NGOs
Apr 22 - Drunk trio stole Sea World penguin
Apr 22 - Calgary Santa inducted into hall of fame
Apr 21 - Booby trapped fort discovered on Utah trail
Apr 20 - Minister claims exempt from traffic tickets
Apr 20 - British criminal framed himself: Police
Apr 19 - Workers' comp for woman's sex injury
Apr 18 - Man strips at Oregon airport
Apr 18 - Cops rescue DJ from 'sex mad' woman's home
Apr 18 - Vancouver restaurant offers $100 hot dog
Apr 17 - Ashley Madison offers to sponsor Toronto zoos
Apr 17 - Serial caller pleads guilty to harassing neighbour
Apr 14 - Winnipegger tweets marriage proposal
Apr 13 - Cop filmed clinging to moving bus
Apr 13 - U.S. teacher law could boost creationism, climate denial
Apr 12 - Alligator shows up at Louisiana motel
Apr 12 - Ice cream man accused of selling pot
Apr 11 - 'Stillborn' baby found alive 12 hours later
Apr 10 - Boy brings heroin to kindergarten show and tell
Apr 10 - Woman accused of faking cancer to fund 'dream wedding'
Apr 10 - Man on the lam continues posting on Facebook
Apr 10 - Grandson of Spain's king shoots self in foot
Apr 9 - Teen maligned for shark 'surfing'
Apr 9 - Suspect attempts getaway in unmarked cruiser: Cops
Apr 8 - Man survives 4-inch nail in heart
Apr 7 - Chinese teen sells kidney to buy iPhone
Apr 6 - Hunters furious over robotic baby seals
Apr 6 - In Australia, the Easter...Bilby?
Apr 5 - Smallest U.S. town sells for $900,000
Apr 5 - Dog eats Masters tickets
Apr 5 - Pilot: 'I've got snakes on a plane'
Apr 4 - Woman's silence fuels lottery claim doubts
Apr 4 - Drunk trio goes through carwash naked
Apr 4 - Woman caught driving with newborn in purse: Cops
Apr 3 - Janitor pilfers 27 tonnes of office supplies
Apr 3 - IT worker arrested for alleged chair urination
Apr 3 - Woman, 93, retires 1964 car after 927,000 km
Apr 2 - Prank sees T.O. councillor declare 'Haywood Yablome'
Apr 1 - Buffett sings song as paperboy
Apr 1 - Virgin, Google and Munchkin get silly
Apr 1 - WestJet introduces child-free cabins!

March 2012

Mar 30 - Woman had cocaine in fake baby belly: Cops
Mar 30 - Drunk Bohemian Rhapsody singer goes viral
Mar 30 - Woman brandishing knives in traffic tasered
Mar 30 - U.K. woman burned while stockpiling gas
Mar 30 - Teen charged for having his name tattooed on girl
Mar 29 - Bacon casket for dead bacon lovers
Mar 29 - Man accused of door-to-door drug sales
Mar 28 - Is herpes killing coral?
Mar 27 - Man saws off foot to avoid work
Mar 27 - 1926 car stolen from B.C. collector
Mar 26 - Wild turkey trashes transport
Mar 26 - Dinosaurs, birthdays not allowed on tests
Mar 26 - Chris Brown burger joke tasteless, customers say
Mar 26 - Guy with 95 weed baggies takes on cops
Mar 24 - Lottery winners go from riches to rags
Mar 24 - 2-foot-long, $26 hot dogs served at ballpark
Mar 22 - School denies teen porn-star date for prom
Mar 22 - Club installs pot vending machine
Mar 21 - Groom gets 6 years for setting wedding venue ablaze
Mar 21 - British butcher to insure taste buds for $1.5M
Mar 20 - Pink-haired student invited back to U.S. school
Mar 20 - Nokia patents magnetic tattoo
Mar 19 - Poo for tea: China's pandas brew a top drop
Mar 18 - Exotic African pet cat escapes from home
Mar 18 - Drunk, hungry, pantless -- and busted
Mar 18 - Atheists wash road anointed by Christian group
Mar 16 - Coyote head found outside student residence
Mar 16 - Man buried under mound of pinto beans dies
Mar 15 - Darth Vader quits the Empire?
Mar 14 - Man kept dead dad in living room for months
Mar 14 - B.C. reporter who hits posts featured on Leno
Mar 13 - Dispute over cat feces results in assault charge
Mar 13 - Toilet paper crisis in New Jersey
Mar 13 - Teen gets stuck in trash chute chasing cellphone
Mar 13 - 'Batman' brings order to Slovak town
Mar 12 - Special delivery: 14-lb. baby
Mar 12 - Smoking Slovak children burn down castle
Mar 10 - Porn star teacher back in class
Mar 9 - Salon in brouhaha over hoo-haw
Mar 9 - Blood pressure pill may ease racism: Study
Mar 7 - Cops find 8-foot stolen chicken
Mar 7 - Spanish town wants to grow pot to pay debt
Mar 6 - Heroin disguised as candy seized at Florida airport
Mar 6 - Girl, 3, swallows 37 magnets
Mar 5 - 8-foot chicken plucked from yard
Mar 5 - Penguin escapes from Tokyo aquarium
Mar 5 - Man arrested for napping in cop shop lot
Mar 3 - Woman sues over 'sex-crazed' roommate
Mar 2 - Utah mom gives birth to her third Leap Day baby
Mar 2 - Charges dropped against gambling grannies
Mar 1 - Man sues for ownership of most of solar system
Mar 1 - Autocorrect error sends schools into lockdown

February 2012

Feb 29 - Man sues restaurant, alleges earwig in food
Feb 29 - Phony gas leak reported to bust suspected cheater
Feb 29 - Man accused of using fake Jack Nicholson ID
Feb 28 - Sex addict busted in prostitution sting wanted to get disease, cops say
Feb 27 - Couple chooses Leap Day for their wedding
Feb 27 - Calif. students, 10 and 11, expelled after attempted poisoning
Feb 26 - Nepal: Highest peak, shortest man
Feb 25 - Terrorist's face reportedly used in Facebook ad
Feb 25 - Ben & Jerry's serves up scoop dreams