Do you want fries with that sandal?
A 25-year-old woman caught have sex in the back seat of a Dodge truck was so wasted she tried to slip a cheeseburger on her foot when police told her to get dressed.
The Loganville-Grayson Patch reports that a police officer caught the couple having sex in the parking lot of the Waffle House in a Loganville, Ga., at 1:30 a.m. Sunday.
The couple was told to get dressed and show ID.
The 27-year-old man was quick to pull up his pants but the woman just went to the passenger's seat and wouldn't comply.
The Patch reports the woman had to be told several times to get dressed and when she finally did, "she attempted to put a cheeseburger on her foot as if it were a sandal."
Police said the truck had a "strong smell of alcohol," and the couple had trouble speaking clearly and walking.
Both took a breath test and failed badly.
They are charged with public drunkenness and loitering.