May 2013

May 21 - Senior killed by donkeys after being dragged from scooter
May 18 - City axes bra ban at historic Milwaukee bar
May 17 - Startled kangaroo attacks Australian MP
May 16 - Idaho man sentenced to seven years for killing zoo monkey
May 16 - Topless protest disrupts opening of Barbie house in Berlin
May 16 - Venezuela running out of toilet paper
May 16 - Deer crashes through bus windshield
May 16 - Coca-Cola 'recipe' finds teen buyer -- at $15 million
May 15 - British diplomats reveal world of weird requests
May 15 - Man shoots himself in leg while bowling
May 14 - Star Trek fan from Ontario wants to go to Mars
May 14 - Woman kicked off plane for singing 'I Will Always Love You'
May 14 - UFO sightings doubled in 2012: Report
May 13 - Man finds 40,000 bees in his bedroom wall
May 11 - Flying car accident in B.C. under investigation
May 10 - In Seattle, pot-carrying bus riders can reclaim lost weed
May 10 - Polish prosecutors say amputated limbs dumped in warehouses
May 10 - Girl chugs beer with her ear
May 9 - Man fleeing cops attacked by alligator
May 9 - Sandwich-gate: Vegemite sandwich lobbed at Australian Prime Minister Julia Gillard
May 9 - Adorable goat rides a horse in Newfoundland
May 8 - 5-foot python found in Winnipeg dumpster
May 8 - Is the solution to dusty dirt roads Rhino Snot?
May 8 - Chinese tofu feud lands on Obama's plate
May 6 - Handcuffed fugitive captured after halting New York subways
May 6 - Insurance company must pay up after grow-op fire: Judge
May 6 - UN follows German porn star on Twitter
May 3 - School in rainy Washington state closes for rare 'sun day'
May 3 - Poutine-flavoured soda to hit Canada
May 3 - Flight attendants banned from wearing red lipstick on Turkish Airlines
May 3 - Goldfish found in Ohio nuclear plant
May 2 - Not that kind of pirate: Women don costumes for former Somali pirate hostage
May 2 - Missing mom returns after 11 years
May 2 - Greek MP allegedly missed Athens mayor with punch and hit girl, 12
May 2 - Porn Studies academic journal to begin publishing next year
May 1 - Cops ticket armless man for not wearing seatbelt

April 2013

Apr 30 - City worker fired after driving backhoe drunk
Apr 30 - House condemned after more than 200 gallons of urine discovered in jugs
Apr 30 - Sparkly temporary tattoos for posh NYC pups
Apr 29 - President of Botswana clawed by cheetah
Apr 29 - Dad in India charged after son, 9, drives Ferrari: Police
Apr 26 - Tommy Lee urges stop to Calgary Stampede's chuckwagon races
Apr 26 - Florida woman accidentally swallows prize diamond
Apr 25 - Mysterious seven-foot head found in Hudson River
Apr 24 - Giant egg auctioned for more than $100,000
Apr 24 - School's strapless dress ban enrages parents
Apr 24 - Mormon bishop uses Samurai sword to defend neighbour
Apr 22 - Thief stole more than $5Gs worth of gum: Cops
Apr 22 - TV anchor fired after dropping F-bomb in first broadcast
Apr 21 - Cloth diaper change sets world record
Apr 19 - Hotelier trapped in elevator for four days
Apr 18 - New app prevents incest in Iceland
Apr 18 - Grenade-shaped lighter disrupts Miami airport
Apr 17 - Men 'too handsome' to attend Saudi festival
Apr 16 - Man writes resignation letter on a cake
Apr 16 - Man bit off ear of wife's boyfriend
Apr 15 - Nepali TV host earns Guinness record for longest talk show
Apr 15 - Chiropractor sued for damaging breast implant
Apr 15 - Charging elephant injures two tourists in South Africa game park
Apr 15 - Newlywed discovers husband already married through Facebook
Apr 14 - Harlem Shake meme hits Japan bathhouse, shrine
Apr 13 - Two-headed pig born in China
Apr 12 - Dubai police get Lamborghini sports cars
Apr 11 - Serial masturbator to represent himself in court
Apr 11 - U.K. town charges more to cremate fat people
Apr 10 - Maine 'hermit' arrested, accused of hundreds of food thefts
Apr 9 - 'Cookie Monster' shoves, swears at tot
Apr 9 - Hot mugshot photo prompts marriage proposals
Apr 8 - Dog eats $500, man seeks reimbursement from government
Apr 8 - 5 tonnes of Nutella stolen in Germany
Apr 6 - Woman believes she found God on a Goldfish cracker
Apr 5 - Give dogs medical marijuana: Vet
Apr 5 - Flight diverted after family complains about movie
Apr 4 - Vadering is the new social meme
Apr 3 - Parrot's cries fool police into breaking into Brockville, Ont., apartment
Apr 3 - Strange pics of naked people, sex doll spark Internet mystery
Apr 2 - Lucky girl narrowly dodges train after retrieving phone
Apr 1 - Bears allowed on airplanes, and other April Fool's pranks

March 2013

Mar 30 - Animal lovers angered by man who tattooed dog
Mar 29 - Ohio landlord again accused of spanking
Mar 29 - Bacon-flavoured condoms coming to a website near you
Mar 28 - Man owes $4,000 after failed 'escalator helicopter'
Mar 28 - Woman accused of stabbing boyfriend, throwing prosthetic legs on lawn
Mar 28 - Fine for allegedly foul-mouthed cockatoo dropped
Mar 27 - Ontario man busted for making fake gold
Mar 26 - Baboon escapes during media event, scares reporter
Mar 26 - $5 'just looking' fee instituted by Aussie store
Mar 25 - New Jersey residents' toenail clippings to be tested for carcinogen
Mar 25 - Baby left in car with note saying mom went shopping
Mar 25 - U.K. school bans triangle flapjacks
Mar 24 - Lotto Max $30M winner wants old job back
Mar 22 - Montana votes to allow roadkill salvage
Mar 21 - Ontario ads compare social smoking to public farting
Mar 20 - Canadian fisherman hooks 18-foot great white shark
Mar 20 - Bowl found at garage sale fetches over $2.2 million at auction
Mar 19 - Donald Trump maintains lawsuit against Bill Maher for his bet
Mar 18 - 'The Bible' producers dismiss resemblance between Satan character and Obama
Mar 18 - Spelling bee judges misspell word
Mar 17 - Bat-eating spiders not as rare as we thought: Study
Mar 17 - Mississippi man's obituary goes viral
Mar 15 - 'Human statue' punches man in the face
Mar 15 - Stolen iPad pictures go viral
Mar 15 - Knight's remains found in parking lot
Mar 14 - Utah pair accused of putting blades in doughnuts
Mar 14 - Library book returned 69 years late due to bombing
Mar 14 - Tot ate used condom at McDonald's, suit says
Mar 13 - Fake finger punches in absent hospital workers: Police
Mar 12 - Giant African snail killed in Australia
Mar 12 - Mother accused of trying to sell children on Facebook
Mar 12 - Maine town rejects mandatory gun law
Mar 11 - Sex Cereal formulated for sexual health
Mar 11 - Three bear cubs found in box near South Carolina road
Mar 11 - E-mail exposes what teachers really think of students
Mar 11 - Boy, 8, weds 61-year-old woman
Mar 9 - Netflix tattoo nets man one-year free subscription
Mar 8 - Florida pub forced to remove Irish flag
Mar 8 - Teacher fired after children taste her blood
Mar 8 - Bids to deflower life-like sex doll top $100,000
Mar 8 - European Union to vote on banning 'all forms of pornography in the media'
Mar 8 - Vultures invade New Jersey town
Mar 7 - New York mother arraigned for hiring strippers for teen's party
Mar 7 - Driver leads cops on 38-km wrong-way chase down busy Ontario highway
Mar 6 - Roary the missing high school mascot returned
Mar 6 - Long Island man faces jail for laughing too loudly in own home
Mar 6 - Georgia town considers mandatory gun ownership
Mar 6 - Lego spill in West Virginia snarls traffic
Mar 5 - Researchers discover Arctic camels
Mar 5 - British 'Batman' turns out to be Stan the delivery man
Mar 5 - Schools locked down over 'Fresh Prince of Bel-Air' voicemail message
Mar 5 - Owner reports yacht stolen after seeing it on TV
Mar 4 - Boy, 5, racks up $2,500 bill on family iPad
Mar 4 - Boyfriend pushes girlfriend off cliff
Mar 4 - Watch the 'World's Most Insane Rope Swing Ever!'
Mar 4 - Toilet paper Bible quotes draw church protests
Mar 4 - Topless Iranian women protest hijab
Mar 4 - Holy smokes! 'Batman' nabs suspect for British police
Mar 2 - Last beer leads to chips and dip fight
Mar 2 - Huge Saskatoon icicle gets Twitter account
Mar 1 - Sky-high Harlem Shake angers FAA
Mar 1 - L.A. woman wins $5,000 to let strangers name her baby
Mar 1 - Meditating makes people more left-wing: Study

February 2013

Feb 28 - Woman posing a pregnant teen student charged with assaulting principal
Feb 27 - Dog shoots man in Florida, maybe
Feb 24 - Edmonton police searching for high school mascot thief
Feb 22 - 'Zombie' cells may function better than live ones
Feb 22 - Engineer wants to go over Niagara Falls
Feb 22 - Hitler, Frankenstein campaign in Indian election
Feb 22 - Man's $6,500 porn collection stolen
Feb 22 - California parents sue over yoga at kids' school
Feb 21 - Kid calls 911 to avoid bed
Feb 21 - Teens accused of using samurai sword to rob restaurant
Feb 21 - N.Y. mom charged after strippers allegedly perform at son's 16th birthday
Feb 21 - Aussie weatherman blacks out on live TV in stunt plane
Feb 20 - Washington state baristas arrested for stripping at drive-thru
Feb 20 - Florida man charged with harassing manatee after posting photos
Feb 20 - Sister marries twin's convicted killer
Feb 20 - Florida woman injured after gun magazine left in oven
Feb 20 - Murder suspect turned away from closed Swedish police station
Feb 20 - Woman apologizes after calling 911 for cigarettes